Transcription

Patty (thinking): How dare Oshiro imply that Dexter is too good for me! Who asked her to be judge and jury of my social life?

Patty (thinking): "You drive everyone away with your cynicism and sarcasm." Easy for little miss perfect to say. I don't recall seeing her being left at the altar... intentionally.

Patty (thinking): I can't believe I opened up to Dexter like that. That's not like me. Why would I reveal something so easily buried for years, especially to that big lug... with those soft, twinkling eyes... and that grin like a big teddy bear...

Patty (thinking): Gah! Cynical and sarcastic, not sappy and sentimental! What's wrong with me? KACHINK (normal voice) Ow.