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Nick: Fooker, I thought you should know...
Fooker: Nickster! Lookit this!
Fooker: I've been messing with Android's source. I can understand why Google did things a certain way, but I tweaked the kernel and increased efficiency 65%. Wish they did that from the start, though...
Fooker: 'Course, replacing Android with a full Linux stack is an option, but I want to see what I can hack within their sandbox first. If only I had GCC rather than Java, I could do some serious wizardry here.
Nick: You do realize you've missed three meetings already this morning?
Fooker: I think I'll try installing Apache next.

