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Nick: So who are these "stars" we're supposed to be dancing with?
Ki: No one knows yet. They're keeping a really tight lid on things this season.

Sharon: Yeah. Usually there are leaks and rumors, but this year it's been really quiet. Some folks theorize that means they've got someone really big this year and they don't want to spoil the big surprise.

Nick: Who have they had in previous seasons?
Ki: Donny Osmond, Mario Lopez, Wayne Newton, Tia Carrere, Leeza Gibbons, Susan Lucci...

Nick: Sounds to me like it should be called "Dancing With The Has-beens"...
Sharon: Well, there was the former Playboy playmate and the girl rejected from "The Bachelor"... what's her name...