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Various tabloid headlines read:
"DWTS SHOCKER: PHYSARUM OUSTS LYSACEK"
"FRED IN, EVAN OUT
Rumors Fly of DWTS Fix
Did ABC rig results to keep boring blob in?"

Newscaster: A spokesperson for the show refused to comment on allegations that the audience vote was rigged to keep Physarum in the competition strictly to boost ratings...

Chad Ochocinco: At first they told me I was going to be on the show. Then they bumped me to put that blob on instead. And I even got him Super Bowl tickets!

Sharon: Things are definitely looking bad for Fred.
Ki: Makes you wonder if that saying "There's no such thing as bad publicity" is true...