Transcription

THWIP
TWOING

Patty: And just what testosterone-fueled display of immaturity have I stumbled upon this time?
Scott: We are engaged in mortal combat for the honor and glory of latex supremacy.

Patty: So that's where all the rubber bands went. So who are the infidels in this jihad?
Scott: Barker and--
ZWIP

Scott: Smith.
POING
Smith: Oopsy.