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Dr. Cheng: Dexter, we finally got your lab results...

Dexter: Lay it on me, Dr. Cheng!
Dr. Cheng: I'll put it bluntly. This doesn't look good.

Dr. Cheng: I've warned you time and again that you need to lose weight. Your blood pressure, LDL, and triglycerides are up, your HDL is down and you're in danger of being classified a borderline diabetic. You're not exercising and you're not following the diet advice I keep giving you.

Dr. Cheng: Have you listened to anything I've said in the past four years?
Dexter: I cut out the three double quarter pounders for lunch! I'm down to just two now.