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[[Nick coming in with folder under right arm. He is wearing a sweater and tie, and has barely visible five o'clock shadow on his face. Ki and Sharon are in the background; Sharon holding papers in her left hand.]]
Nick: Hey, sweetie. Morning, Sharon.

[[Nick leaves through another door. The women talk behind his back.]]
Sharon: Did ... did he forget to wash...?
Ki: He's growing a beard.
Sharon: Ah.

[[Ki and Sharon facing the reader, standing side by side]]
Sharon: And just how long has this been going on?
Ki: The testosterone therapy has been sadly ineffective.

Sharon: Should we warn the rest of the office?
Ki: We may already be too late.
Nick (offstage): It's a *beard*, Patty. Yes, I *bathed* this morning.