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Sharon: I'm surprised you're letting Nick get away with this. I thought you didn't like facial hair.
Ki: Let's just say I wasn't consulted.

Ki: I've never liked men with beards. They're itchy, scratchy, and unattractive. And don't get me started on hygiene, some of the things I've seen men pull out of there...

Sharon: All valid points. But nothing's more manly than a beard. It's like the ultimate male accessory. It's like a billboard for testosterone-fueled machismo.

Sharon: Besides, a little extra tactile stimulation in just the right places...
Ki: I think you've made your point already...