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Patty (thinking): OK. "Dex, here's those old games I told you about. I know you liked them, so I thought I'd let you borrow them." That sounds good.

Patty (thinking): Good grief, I sound like some lovesick teen. "OMG, what if he doesn't like me? I could just die!" I could just puke.

Patty (thinking): I'm an adult. I don't need to make excuses to talk to a male coworker. A friend. It's not like we're going to end up some school newspaper gossip column.

Dexter (?): Oh! Patty, wasn't it? Nice to meet you again!
Patty (thinking): The obituaries, on the other hand...