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[Comic for Monday, July 15, 2013]


[[Fooker continues his narration of his father's life, describing it to Sharon as the two of them sit on the floor of GPF's server room.]]
Fooker: [pulling away and trying to change the subject] Ya know, I haven't heard from Justin in a while. We usually check in every couple of weeks...
Sharon: [interrupting, a sly expression on her face] Oh, no, you don't. This conversation isn't over, sir.

Sharon: [happily] I love you, Jason Barker, and I will follow you to the ends of the earth, for better or for worse, through sickness and in health, 'til death do us part... Even if I have to kill you.
Fooker: I AM a trained assassin, you know.

Sharon: [with a determined look] I take you flaws and everything, but I'm tired of dancing around the issue. I want to make this more formal.
Fooker: [worried] Aw... You're gonna make me say it, aren't you?

Sharon: Nope. Jason Barker, will you marry me?
Fooker: Is this multiple choice?
Sharon: Nope. Boolean.
Fooker: Well, if THAT'S the way it is...

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