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[[Nega-Nick (masquerading as "our" Nick) is walking through the halls at GPF headquarters, bag slung over his shoulder, getting ready to leave with Trudy. He's having a mental conversation with the alien that is now fused with his nervous system.]]
Alien: You should be less flippant with your mate, "Nick". She is beginning to become suspicious.
Nega-Nick: Oshiro knows nothing. She's as ignorant as you, my friend, are annoying.

Alien: If we are addressing character flaws now, your ARROGANCE is boundless, "Your Highness". You may have once ruled this planet in an alternate universe, but here you are NOTHING but a bully seeking petty revenge.

Nega-Nick: Who's being petty? I think it's the alien who lost control of its intended host, and who's been reduced to a nagging voice in the back of my head. You can do NOTHING to stop me now, can you?
Alien: I CAN, but choose not to.

Nega-Nick: Fine. Prove it. I'll just unzip my fly. Should we just walk around for a while with my underwear poking out? Just TRY and stop me!
<<ZIP>>
Alien: Having no genitalia, I fail to see why that should embarrass ME.