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General Protection Fault: Scylla and Charybdis

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[Comic for Friday, April 18, 2014]

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[[Dexter, Patty, Trish, and particularly Fred are reacting to Socrates' news that not only is he an alien, but so is Fred...]]
Patty & Trish: ALIENS?!?
Fred: [cringing] No... no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

Fred: I'm not E.T.! I'm a slime mold! Prof. Wisebottom proved it!
Dexter: Don't forget Wisebottom stated during your trial that you were unlike any slime mold ever encountered.

Fred: But I gained sentience in the squalor of Fooker's apartment!
Socrates: Was this "apartment" unlike this place? This is our species natural habitat! We THRIVE in these conditions!

[[Patty grabs hold of the front of Dexter's shirt and snarls at him.]]
Patty: He's claiming they're ALIENS and you're taking this CALMLY?
Fred: [sheepishly] Did I fail to mention I've met real aliens before...?

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