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General Protection Fault: Scylla and Charybdis

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[Comic for Wednesday, July 2, 2014]


[[With their narrative interrupted by Justin's question (about the "Mister Inertia" mech), clones #3141592 ("Pi") and #6626068 ("Planck") are flustered and reluctant to answer. The Great Skaboola comes to their rescue.]]
Skaboola: Relax, #3141592. Since I take full responsibility for what happened, I will answer the human's query.

Skaboola: As "Fooker" may recall, we performed an extensive study into human mating habits. We surveyed many subjects, including him and his female associate.
[[Sharon glares pointedly at Fooker as the Skaboola continues. For his part, Fooker seems deadpan... or is possibly avoiding Sharon's stare.]]

Skaboola: Included in our random sample was one Wong Li, a human of significant... mass. Unbeknown to us, he was also a member of a highly secretive criminal organization on your planet.

Skaboola: Let us just say that although the results of his tests were... enlightening, sadly he did not survive the experiment.
#6626028: But we gotta say, he died happy!
[[The Skaboola glares at #6626068, while #3141592 facepalms.]]

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