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General Protection Fault: Scylla and Charybdis

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[Comic for Friday, August 1, 2014]


[[Nega-Nick (masquerading as "our" Nick) stands in the hall outside his hotel room, facing an irate Trudy. She's been waiting for him to arrive.]]
Trudy: [very sternly] That's close enough. If you come any closer, I'll punt your family jewels and scream bloody murder for the entire floor to hear.

Nega-Nick: [looking apologetic] Look, Trudy, I--
Trudy: [interrupting forcefully] Not. A. Word. I'M going to talk, YOUR'RE going to listen. Open the door and go inside.

[[Nega-Nick enters the room, loosening his tie. Trudy follows him.]]
Trudy: Now sit on the bed, both feet on the floor and both hands on the mattress where I can see them.
Nega-Nick: [eyebrow cocked] You want me on the bed already...?

Trudy: [angrily, waggling a finger at him] DON'T START, Nicholas Wellington. You'll have your turn to explain yourself, but only AFTER you've heard what I have to say first.

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