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General Protection Fault: Scylla and Charybdis

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[Comic for Monday, November 24, 2014]


[[On the Greys' ship, Sharon is stalking away from Fooker after knocking him on his butt with a tremendous slap. Planck (clone #6626068) looks on as Fooker rubs his jaw.]]
Planck: [whispered] I'll never understand human mating rituals...

[[Justin helps Fooker to his feet.]]
Fooker: I can't believe she's that blind...
Justin: I was just about to say the same thing about YOU...

Justin: Look, I don't know Physarum like you, but I studied the U.G.A.'s file. I even watched his court case and when he was on that dancing show. Dude, he's no alien spy.

Fooker: What happened to YOUR objectivity, "James Baud"?
Justin: Bro, I've seen that guy's ego. If he were a bad guy, he'd be as megalomaniacal as that "Nega-Nick" character.

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