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[Comic for Friday, March 11, 2016]


[[Dr. Granger and Grey clone #6022140 ("Avogadro") are seeing their next patient, Patty. Granger is consulting her tablet.]]
Granger: These headaches, the tense muscles, the upset stomach... How long has this been going on?
Patty: I don't know... A few years...?

Granger: [arms crossed] It sounds like you're under a good deal of stress. What do you do to relax?
Patty: I dunno. Not much, really. I guess I don't get out much.

Granger: Well, what do you like to do with your friends?
Patty: [eyes turned downward] I... don't really have any friends. Nobody here really likes me. I tend to drive people away.

Avogadro: [consulting his tablet] I am reading elevated levels of self pity and loathing...
Patty: [interrupting, glaring at Avogadro] Oh, I would NEVER have known that without your magic scanner...
Avogadro: [continuing] and dangerous levels of sarcasm...

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