We've recently updated one of the configuration files on the server which may affect GPF Premium branding cookies. If Premium has mysteriously stopped working, please log into the Account Manager and re-enable Premium in each affected browser. We apologize for the inconvenience.

General Protection Fault: GPF Comics Archive

First Comic Previous Comic Next Comic Latest Comic Wednesday, June 8, 2016

[Comic for Wednesday, June 8, 2016]

Transcription

[[Nick and Dexter are talking to Pi and Planck (Grey clones #3141592 and #6626068). Planck is still holding the small glowing cube that he revealed in the last strip as containing the Greys' latest snapshot of the Internet.]]
Dex: [astonished] THAT little thing holds the entire Internet?!
Pi: Of course. Our holographic fractal hyperspace memory technology is far superior to anything on Earth.

Pi: Besides, our data compression methods are highly efficient. We're able to reduce zettabytes by several orders of magnitude and STILL allow them to be indexed and searched.

[[We see a closeup of the cube in Planck's palm. It looks to be no more than about 2 inches on a side.]]
Planck: We also have sophisticated algorithms for identifying and discarding redundant copies of duplicate data, which proved invaluable in making this archive possible!

Planck: [staring happily at the cube in his hand] Why, you should have SEEN how many cubes we needed before we filtered out all those cat videos...
[[Dex and Nick share a knowing glance, as Pi breaks the fourth wall with a deadpan glare.]]

First Comic Previous Comic Next Comic Latest Comic
 

 MAY   June 2016   JUL
2930311234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293012