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[[In Hollerith's dining commons, Tim Dumpingcore is welcoming the students. He stands at a podium in front of their tables, with other staff seated at a table behind him. At that table we see Dexter, Dwayne, Scott Sysape, and Patty McDongle.]]
Dumpingcore: Welcome, all, to another fine year at Hollerith's School of Phreaking and Hacking!

Dumpingcore: First, we'd like to welcome our new Defense Against the Black Arts teacher, Prof. D. W. Duncan. Also, Dexter will be our new Digital Creatures professor.

Dumpingcore: [sternly] Due to the recent escape of "Serious Nick", I'm afraid we must play host to the debuggers of Angband. I trust you to give them a wide berth and to not provoke them.

[[As Dumpingcore continues we see Harmony, Harry, and Don listening from the commons. Harmony and Don wear serious expressions, while Harry's conveys more of a "Tell me something I didn't know" feeling.]]
Dumpingcore: For debuggers do not distinguish between the innocent and the hunted, and will slowly drive one insane with their incessant nitpicking. Steer clear, and remain safe.