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[Comic for Wednesday, May 24, 2017]

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[[As Patty and Chris enter the MUTEX room, Pi (Grey drone #3141592) busies himself with some preparation task. Dexter greets the two women enthusiastically, perhaps a bit too eager to begin the day's search for Earth.]]
Dexter: Morning, Chris! All set to boldly go where no one has gone before?
Chris: [Smiling] Hi, Dex. I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
[[In contrast, Patty glares at Dexter.]]

[[Dex turns to Patty and smiles uncomfortably.]]
Dexter: [Sheepishly] Hi, Patty... I hope you're feeling better this morning...
Patty: [Icily] After nearly being devoured by a giant carnivorous gecko thanks to you? Oh, LOADS better...

[[As Chris watches, Dex tries to lighten the mood... unsuccessfully.]]
Dexter: It could be worse! Remember the telepathic cows from the other day...?
Patty: [Gritting her teeth and holding up three fingers] "Could be worse"? Three words: "Bog of Bloodbath".

[[As Patty storms off panel, Dexter and Chris stand warily in her wake.]]
Dexter: OK, I guess I deserve that one...
Chris: I guess now I see what she was saying about history...

References: Patty after the inaugural search mission; Bog of Bloodbath "trilogy": Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
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