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[Comic for Wednesday, March 6, 2019]


[[Fooker and Patty approach one of the human barracks in an attempt to recruit its occupant for the search effort. Fooker knocks on the door.]]
Fooker: [To Patty] This'll be easy-peasy. Just follow my lead. Be friendly! Be encouraging! Smile!
Patty: [Folding her arms across her chest] I'll give the first two a try, but don't expect miracles.

[[The door slides open slightly and a human man answers.]]
Man: [Tentatively] Yes...?
Fooker: Howdy, pardner. We're here on behalf of the team searching for the Earth. We were hoping you might change your mind and volunteer to help.

[[The man grows suddenly irritable.]]
Man: [Angrily] Let me get this straight. You want me to help that bozo Wellington play "Star Trek" while giving everyone false hopes that our "lost" planet can get recovered? Get lost, moron.

[[The door slides shut with a sense of finality.]]
Fooker: Well, THAT could have gone better...
Patty: [Dryly] Oops. I guess I forgot to smile.

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