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[[Trudy takes a moment to examine her outfit and apparently likes what she sees. She strikes a flirty pose.]]
Trudy: Ooh... trendy! I think I like this place...
Patty: [Looking down at Trudy's legs] That's some Grade A Zettai Ryouiki you have going on there...

[[Sharon looks down her own clothes with disappointment.]]
Sharon: Well, "trendy" this is not. At least it's warm out here...
Fooker: [Giving her a lascivious look] I, for one, heartily endorse your new "shorttank" look.

Trudy: [Gesturing to Fooker's hair] Did you stick your finger in a light socket or something?
Fooker: [Looking up] No, but I'm going to have to buy hair product in bulk to keep this look.

[[Trudy, Sharon, and Fooker all turn to look at Patty. Fooker cocks a surprised eyebrow.]]
Fooker: I see London, I see France, I see Patty's--
[[Patty looks down to find she's wearing a skirt so short it barely covers anything. She grabs the hem and begins frantically tugging at it in a desperate attempt to cover herself.]]
Patty: [In a panic] Ridiculously short skirt!