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[Comic for Friday, November 5, 2021]

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[[The Grand Protuberance continues his discussion with Skaboola Kappa Mu.]]
Protuberance: Covetousness does not become you, Kappa Mu. Skaboola Tau Sigma was fortuitous to be in the right place at the right time. Accept it or not, his position is this is fixed.

Kappa Mu: [Scowling] Tau Sigma is incompetent. He is a buffoon, a pustule of greed, addicted to coagulated mammary secretions. We should have had his biomass recycled ages ago.

Protuberance: [Gravely] Do not let your personal grievances blind you to our common goal, Kappa Mu, lest I must remind you of YOUR place in the grand scheme of things.
Kappa Mu: [Bowing reverently] Yes, Protuberance.

Protuberance: [Turning to stare out a nearby view port at the nebula outside] Tau Sigma may be a fool, but he is OUR fool, and at this juncture he has on his ship the greatest power this universe has ever seen. Everything rests on his shoulders.

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