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[Comic for Friday, December 17, 2021]

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[[Nick continues his "discussion" with an imaginary "Nega-Nick".]]
Nega-Nick: [Hands on his hips] So what, pray tell, might you have in your possession that the Greys want so badly?
Nick: Velociraptor. It HAS to be. The only piece of Earth tech they can't match.

Nega-Nick: [Stroking his beard thoughtfully] A "free energy device" with enough juice to "destroy" a planet? Yeah, I can see why they'd want to get their paws on that.
Nick: It gets worse. It's not "free energy".

Nick: Velociraptor is slowly destroying the Cosmos, punching holes in reality and unraveling entire universes. If they used it as a power source, it would be devastating.

Nega-Nick: [Putting his hand on Nick's shoulder and sporting a wicked grin] No, my friend. Don't you see? It's NOT a power source. It's a WEAPON. The ULTIMATE weapon. You can't see that, but I can. And you can bet your @$$ so can THEY.
[[Nick seems shocked by this revelation, as if he hadn't even thought of that scenario.]]

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