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Chris: [Enthusiastically] It sounds to me like everything is just going swimmingly! We'll all be home in no time!
Trish: [Worried] O-oh n-no...
Patty: [Irritated] NOW you've gone and done it...

Chris: [Confused] Did what?
Patty: Jinxed us, that's what. "We'll be home in no time!" You might as well have said, "What could possibly go wrong?"

Dexter: No one knows exactly why, but for some strange reason, anytime someone says something like that, a terrible, world-ending event inevitably looms on the horizon.

Chris: You can't be serious...
Trish: B-but sh-she's n-new! Sh-she didn't know any b-better!
Patty: That's no excuse. If anything, that just DOUBLED our chances for disaster.